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*** Rudy Christmas A Jail ***

Rudy spent his Christmas in jail
Rudy spent his Christmas in jail
Rudy couldn't get out on bail
This time rude boys must fail
He's gotta stay in, he ain't gonna win
Rudy spent his Christmas in jail

Now Rudy made a big mistake
Spendin' money that turned out fake
Rudy's planned a great big break
Maybe Santa bring a file in a cake
He's gotta stay in, he ain't gonna win
Rudy spent his Christmas in jail

Hush up Rudy, crime does not pay
No Christmas puddin' for you
Someone got a ticket for parking his sleigh
Now Santa's in the buggy too

Ahh ha ha
Ahh ha ha
Ahh ha ha
Ahh ha ha

He ain't gonna win, he's gotta stay in,
Rudy spent his Christmas in jail

Hit me chunk ola!

Rude boy, I sentence you to 400 years!

Man said he just didn't care
Sentence Rudy down to 400 years
Now Rudy's down in pullin' hard
Labor in the prison yard
He ain't gonna win, he's gotta stay in,
Rudy spent his Christmas in jail

Rudy spent his Christmas in jail
Rudy spent his Christmas in jail
Rudy couldn't get no bail
This time rude boys must fail
He ain't gonna win, he's gotta stay in,
Rudy spent his Christmas in jail

Come on now Rudy, crime does not pay
No Christmas puddin' for you
Someone got a ticket for parking his sleigh
Now Santa's in the buggy too

Ahh ha ha
Ahh ha ha
Ahh ha ha
Ahh ha ha

He ain't gonna win, he's gotta stay in,
He ain't gonna win, he's gotta stay in,
Rudy spent his Christmas in jail>

 
 

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