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*** El Campo Slugger ***

It was H.B. who told me about him and his friends
They like to take their clothes off
And they like to show off their bare-ends
The one day that I did it I stripped without a fight
We took off driving and we had a mailbox bustin' night

And i'm naked again
I'm always trying to think of something
That will get me bare
(1)Looks like i'm addicted to nothin'
(2)I'm addicted to mailbox bustin'

There's nothin' that can stop me
I can't even stop myself
My neighbors all know my face
I think it's better for my health
The one day that I did it I stripped without a fight
We took off driving and we had a mailbox bustin' night

Strollin around with my pine-tarred bat in my hands
(you know we're gonna kick some mailbox ass)
It's autographed by some guy named Cal Ripken
(do the deed and get out fast)
As hard as I may as hard as I might try
(johnson and the boys are swingin' around)
I swing and swing and swing with all my might
(well then you shouldn't let your pants down)

 
 

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