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*** Funny Little Fella ***

He's a funny little fella, he's always on his own
He's always neat and tidy, he's never heard to moan
It came as a surprise, it came as quite a shock
We read it in the paper, he'd ended up in the dock...

(Chorus):
Oh my, how the rumours fly
Oh my, what a carry on
Oh my, was gonna tell his mother
Neat and tidy fella's, girlfriend's made of rubber

Was walking down in Soho, saw a sign above
Looked in the window, and knew that it was love
A girl that wouldn't say a lot, wouldn't say a thing
She told him that she loved him, every time he pulled her string...

(Chorus):
Oi there mister, where's your girlfriend?
Oi there mister, has she sprung a leak?
Oi there mister, has she got a headache?
Oi there mister, have you pumped her up this week?

He's a funny little fella, he's always on his own
He's always neat and tidy and he's never heard to moan
It came as a surprise, it came as quite a shock
Stood up in front of the jury, and showed them all his cock!

 
 

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