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*** Dirty Bum ***
There is a pub, in North London
They call the Dirty Bum
My mum and dad, were the guv'ners there
When I was only one
Well now I'm five, and I'm at school
I steal anything I can
It's down to the caff at dinnertime
I've robbed the old man's scran
I'm seventeen, and I'm inside
I couldn't stop stealing cars
I'm twenty-one, I'm still inside
I'm staring through these bars
I'm 29, I'm going thin,
And back here I have come
Yes now, I am, the governor
Of the pub called the Dirty Bum
At a pub - called the Dirty Bum!
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