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*** Average Guy (7-11 Man) ***
I work at the 7-11, that's how I get all my pay.
Sometimes I work all the night, sometimes I work all the day.
I sell junk to all of my friends, I sell almost everything.
Pizza pies and chicken pies, even eraseable pens.
I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?
Strange things happen to me every day, my boss says you just learn to
say: all I do is wait and wait and pray: "will I make it through
another hectic day?"
Every hour I supersceme my life, my parents wondering if I was raised
up right.
I got three cameras to film the bloody sight of people who may just murder
me tonight.
I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?
My work also has it's benefits, I get to watch people fit all that they
can fit into their coats and pockets with hand because noone is afraid
of the 7-11 man.
Cokes, jelly beans, and bagels so right, eating packs of chewing gum all
threw the night.
Six more hours the sun will rise and I'm just a working man who's trying
to survive.
I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?
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