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King Konqueror ... Trixie And The Noonanator
© by King Konqueror (see also the legal notice). For personal use only.
*** Trixie And The Noonanator ***
She saw the Noonanator on the elevator
He smiled when he saw her, just like an alligator
She liked the big silver stud sticking out of his chin
And the way it wiggled around when he flashed his grin
And Trixie rode a fixie with a 50 - 17
No breaks no gears no worries no fears -- her legs were all she'd need
they'd both acted so aloof while trying to sneak a sideways glance
But neither could of known of the impending tragic circumstance
Both thought the other was heaven sent
Back up they went
After the accident
When he first layed his eyes upon her he knew he was a goner
Tried to say hello but smiled to hide his stammer
He liked those big friendly eyes and those mean racy curves
And when he whiffed her scent it electrified his nerves
And Noony was a looney, rode like none you've ever seen
Cut through traffic with precision and a zen-like ease and speed
They'd both acted so aloof while trying to sneak a sideways glance
But neither could have known of the impending tragic circumstance
(Chorus)
Well that night at the bar they had got together
Both left their bikes at home because of stormy weather
On their way to her place when they were crossing the walk
Both of them were struck down by a renegade truck
And Trixie rode a fixie with a 50 - 17
Noony was a looney rode like none you've ever seen
They'd both seen each other around and wished that one day they could meet
But soon to their delight in the afterlife they could greet
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