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The Jesters ... The Non-Sequitur Song
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*** The Non-Sequitur Song ***
Argyle socks and ruby slippers,
Gilligan, Ginger, and the Skipper.
Hootenany, Lincoln Logs,
Sausage links and Cogswell Cogs.
Etch-a-Sketch and Larzelle Durden,
Pumpkin pie, the Iron Curtain.
New York Times, Jay Leno's chin,
'Frisco, lemons, lye, Huck Finn.
Ranting, raving, Poblocki Paving,
Barcalounger, chocolate craving.
Casper is a friendly ghost,
But only eating Cinnamon Toast
Crunch. Yes I do enjoy the French,
But not as much as Johnny Bench.
The sky seems mighty blue today.
You think I should adopt this stray?
These are a few of my favorite things...
Hasbro, DJ Jazzy Jeff,
Don't call, insult, or raz the ref,
I think I might be part-way deaf,
Once indeed I spoke with Hef.
This whole thing just goes on and on.
Why yes, I enjoy watching Tron.
Would you like me to wring out your mop?
Let's end it now, it's time to stop.
Venetian blinds, the Gummi Bears.
As you said, I do use Nair.
The blockade of the War of 1812,
I wish I was one of Santa's elves.
The Velvet Fog or Torme, Mel,
I think we might end up in hell.
Jodi Foster starred as Nell,
I often eat at Taco Bell...
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