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The Jesters ... Funky Chair
© by The Jesters (see also the legal notice). For personal use only.
*** Funky Chair ***
I'm going to put the 8-ball in the side pocket
And if I miss, then hey, you can dock it
From my score, while I go for more
If you dwell on little things then you'll just be a bore
You see by that time I'll have traveled on
I'll do something different, maybe sing a new song
See, I'm not in the business of accumulating stress
My one and only concern is to be the best
For that reason I want to make you move
I keep things jazzy and just a little smooth
As Maceo once said, please pass me the peas
I get on down and I say "Lord please"
Give me the time to make a funky note
A toot on my horn or a growl from my throat
Don't let them drag me into their pit of despair
Just keep me swinging in my funky chair
chorus:
I see you sitting there
In my funky chair
I don't think I like you
In my funky chair
Get your ass out of my funky chair
Before I kick it
Don't care if you like it, could care less if you dig it
Just get off my back, punk, this is my meal ticket
It's gonna take me up to the stars
Get me beautiful women and fancy cars
You see, that's the way that this world works
So full of stupid idiots and mean ole jerks
But if you want to make it to the big time kid
Be sure to keep your cool and not flip your lid
Keep your beat groovy and keep on tryin'
And you'll find soon enough that you are flyin'
Over all this unhip muck and junk
Carried upwards on the wings of funk
And when you get to the top you're going to find us there
Swinging cool in our funky chairs
(chorus)
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