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Johnny Socko ... Vasectomy
© by Johnny Socko (see also the legal notice). For personal use only.
*** Vasectomy ***
Let me tell you a little story all about my little problem
how I lost a friend and I really really miss him
I don't feel the same
He left one day and he'll never come back
my friend is manhood and that's what I lack
(but) I'm not sure who to blame
So my wife told you that she didn't want any children
she's just jealous about my other girlfriend
now I see her gloat
-My doctor did the job cuz he needed the money
now I find that my wife is his new honey
on his brand new boat
All because I screw a girl and then I get caught
take my tubes and slice 'em and then you tie 'em in a knot
I guess it's time to sing
(chorus)
In by morning and out by noon
to have my balls scooped out with a grapefruit spoon
Now my doctor says that I can't lift heavy boxes
cuz he cut to far all the way to my coccyx
Shave my balls, make sure that I'm clean-dus
take your knife and you set it on my penis
Doctor Doctor you gonna make me sick, cuz your
scalpel is smiling and it's looking at my dick
You deactivated my private parts, used to
jizz like a geyser and now I'm just parched
Why oh why did you have to make me sterile
now my loins are floating in a barrel
now my phallus tries to sing
(chorus)
Because of the wound that my doctor gorged, I'm
unable to loom weave, and forge
I can't spit my seed, reap my crop or spawn
my dogs chewing on my dick on the front lawn
I'm having engine trouble, a tube traffic jam
girls ignore me cuz I don't have a gonad
Inability to produce, propagate, fertilize
cut, chop, mince & clog, snip & save, hash & dice
Stop & snag, slit & clip, sever, splice & shear
I'm such an anti-man, I'll need a pap smear
separate, lacerate
sick to my stomach, because I just ate
(chorus)
-(Rap)-Nationalism, racism, it's all just separatism
All this fear just make me wanna wig-ism
Givin it up for (societal vasectomy)
Got to give it up for (ideological vasectomy)
Ignorance and fear, they consummate in hatred
Don't be callin me Willy because my name, it aint Alfred
What's the difference (Where's the Vas Deferens)
What's the difference (No Ideological fuck)
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