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Johnny Socko ... Schmuddy Bhuddy
© by Johnny Socko (see also the legal notice). For personal use only.
*** Schmuddy Bhuddy ***
you know you're feeling good
when you drink your glass of foam
and the way you get so high
when you smoke your chicken bone
you think there's nothing finer
than grandmas methadone
but theres one thing you gotta do
and have it for your own
(chorus:) (call it) schmuddy bhuddy (echo)
it's your buddy, schmuddy bhuddy
(dig) call it schmuddy bhuddy
and its guaranteed to make you feel good
you take you some jamaca
some thats hard and green
you cook it in a skillet
just like sizzlelean
you dip it into chocolate
darkest that you've seen
and when you eat your schmuddy bar
you feel low down and mean
(chorus)
you get your schmuddy bhuddy
you sure you do know wrong
all the women want you
for your giant dong
you eat your schmuddy bhuddy, wash it down
with water bong
and when you do you feel good all night long
(rap:) cheeba goin thru my head i got de muchies (x2)
get de cotton mouth, i can drink the seven seas
when i get stoned, take a two hour shit; get de
munchies so bad i'll eat jah vomit
5 a.m., eat the sliders by the bag
100 white casl never ever make me gag
poke the rent-a-cop in his jelly filled gut
me an the man cool cuz we eat the donut
those natty haired, dreads-R-us, hippy wanna be
smokin' herb, preachin' peace is really stinky
plug up they mouths witha a shmuddy bhuddy bar (x2)
i'm twenty-two and i cannot drive a car
when i golf high never ever make par
cheeba goin thru my head i got de munchies (x2)
joe's grandmaw is from de irie
eat one, get stoned, get the munchies, eat another (x4)
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