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Johnny Socko ... For Finbar
© by Johnny Socko (see also the legal notice). For personal use only.
*** For Finbar ***
My cousin Zeke is my buddy's freak
and he's about to pop out in about a week
When Zeke was out, nurse slapped him-whack-
that good ol' boy done slapped her back
When Zekes about, you'll kmow it's him
by his funky walk and his upside grin
Carvin' his name in all the doors
spittin his slurpee all over the floor
Bouncin them boogers up off the wall
his poop is art, hangin in the hall
Zekes favorite food, if you please
is uncooked gravel and cottage cheese
(CHORUS): a fish a fish la la la la
a fish a fish la la la la (x2)
red and orange one swims on the top
blue and black one swims on the bottom
a fish a fish la la la la
a fish a fish la la la la
Every time they take him out to eat
pukes up his lunch, onto my seat
The boy's got sghetti comin out his nose
sports Joey's cheecks, Irish as a rose
On his high chair he juggles jello
at one-foot-three, he's a very fine fellow
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
Rotund mushtahed with a baseball cap
throwin green beans up at his pap
The little man love his prune cake bread
paint his sister blue from toe to head
Dancin around, arms in the air
holdin a plate with a donut there
Paisely pooper, custom chocolate swirl
...but what if Zeke turns out to be a girl...
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