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Johnny Socko ... Bitch Stole My Hat
© by Johnny Socko (see also the legal notice). For personal use only.
*** Bitch Stole My Hat ***
She walked on in, cheeks red from the cold
Sky blue eyes, white snow was melting in her hair
I saw her smiling, yet it was smelling of some greed
I fell to the floor, sweat dripping from my brow
She took what she wanted, but I'll never know how-
(Chorus:) Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat and she wont give it back
Bitch stole my hat, stole mt hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat and I'm gonna kick her ass
Tiara wearin' turd, queen thievery
swipes the coonskin derby that's my creation
kid-nap my cap hazardous occupation
gig money gone to larceny
You drink four beers then you start to steal
(You) slip it off my head, kiss my cheek; seduction
dressing room bare, stocking cap abduction
The way I'm thinkin' is yer my next meal
Remove my lid, cuz on yer head I will dine
I'm gonna skin you alive
(Chorus)
Thirty-six, ninety-nine is what I paid
I see you snake my favorite tuk
Drop the fez now or I piss in your face
You got no respect for property and place
Princess raised, daddy's spoiled greedy little brat
You ask why I'm dark- cuz the bitch stole my hat
(Now) you ask yourself "Why you gotta use that word?"
Five finger discount on a hat that's not yours
Catch a brick, eat my shit, you fuck, you cur
I assure I only use it when it's rightly deserved
(Chorus)
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