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*** Junior Guzzler ***
Boots and Braces, Stars and Stripes
Stompin' on all through the night.
Skingirls in their short plaid skirts,
Fishnet Stockings, Fred Perry Shirts,
Biggest Dummies in the place.
Going Windmill style better guard
your face.
Slip and fall to the floor
Hop back up and dance some more.
OH JUNIOR GUZZLE ALL NIGHT
OH JUNIOR GUZZLE ALL NIGHT
Small man, big mouth, eyes of pie,
Looking for a fight with the
biggest guy.
Just 16, acts like 8,
Drinks at least 3 times his weight,
Guzzles down but never fills,
Beer goggles on, goes for the kill.
300-pounder in his sights
Looks just like Kate moss tonight.
OH JUNIOR GUZZLE ALL NIGHT
OH JUNIOR GUZZLE ALL NIGHT
Then backstage girls flock to you
Sweet young fur, don't know what
to do
But you blow it and they escape,
At least you won't be jailed for rape.
Time to load out, you can't be found,
I sent someone to look around.
We're leaving now you fucking jerk,
Get in the van before I go beserk.
OH JUNIOR GUZZLE ALL NIGHT
OH JUNIOR GUZZLE ALL NIGHT
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