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Henchmyn ... Girth Brooks
© by Henchmyn (see also the legal notice). For personal use only.
*** Girth Brooks ***
Come downstairs, I've got a can of Korn in the pantry
And if it's too much, we'll have leftovers on the porch, on the porch
I've got boxers that feel like briefs, I've got briefs that feel like I'm dying
She said, "I've only got a two-car garage"
But my Dodge says, "wider is better"
(Chorus):
Instead of Earth Day, we'll call it Girth Day
And I can't wait until my eighteenth birthday
Got girth, I've got girth
And now I know why I was put on this Earth
Hey yo, left nut! (What?)
Hey yo, right nut! (What?)
Who is this penis between us?
It's got distance, spanning East and West; she said I was the best, yeah
Cause I'm five lanes wide, like the 605
And if it's busy, ride the carpool lane
It's not your fault I'm hung so well (well?)
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