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Commisioner Gordon ... That Was Fantastic
© by Commisioner Gordon (see also the legal notice). For personal use only.
*** That Was Fantastic ***
I wrote off my first car when I was four years old,
didn't know any better I was never told,
mum left me to wait while she went into a stall,
but I took off the handbrake and crashed into a wall...
Don't touch the handbrake
Don't touch the gearstick
I'll be back in a couple of minutes
Then when I was eight and my mum just left me there,
told me not to touch nothing but I just didn't care,
she went into the bakery to buy me some bread rolls,
but I took off the handbrake and crashed into a pole...
Then I got my own car, I bought myself a Ford,
the cops came round one morning knocking at my door,
they said to me that someone had stolen it from me
and they found it at Chadstone wrapped around a tree...
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