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*** I Want To Be Sued ***

I want to be sued like on TV, I want legal action taken against me, I want to step inside the world of law, I want to go to court like in LA Law, I want to be subpoenaed for my misdemeanours

legal terms excite me
lawyers just delight me
take me to court
bring in the judge
and I'll give you a testimony

I want to be represented in a court of law, I'll give my testimony and you'll give them yours, I'll wear a suit and stand in front of a judge, you'll take legal action and I'll hold a grudge, you'll have your lawyer and I'll have mine, we'll be arch- enemies but I'll be feeling better inside

 
 

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