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*** Colombian Druglord ***
Shit! I've just been kidnapped by a Colombian druglord....
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Shit! I have just been kidnapped by a Colombian druglord and there's nowhere left for me to run.
He's clearly totally insane, what's going through that evil brain?
Get away from me, Colombian druglord.
It all happened in a mexican bar in a border town near Tijuana.
I was drinking and it was late when I made my first mistake.
I got up and left my stool, thought I'd go and have a game of pool.
I heard a voice from out of town and quickly spun my head around.
I spotted him straight away - black leather suit on a forty four degree day,
briefcase in one hand, cigar in the other.
People even say he killed his own father and mother.
(Chorus)
They took me to a cheap motel, tied up my hands and my feet as well.
I waited there till it was very late, until the guard was in a relaxed state.
I cut the rope with my pocket knife, knew I was lucky just to be alive.
The guard he never even woke, he had a bit too much to smoke.
(Chorus)
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