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*** Bernie Got Wise ***
You could see the fear there in his eyes, his shaking legs and trembling thighs, his palms were sweaty and his mouth was dry but bernie got wise. Bernie was out on the road one night when out of the darkness came a speeding honda. And like a stunned rabbit he got caught in the lights, we all thought he was gonna be six feet under. After jumping out of the honda's way, narrowly escaping certain death, bernie thought that he was here to stay but before he could even catch his breath... A gang of drunken redneck hicks jumped out from behind a patch of grass. Bernie got stabbed with their forks and picks but then he turned medieval on their arse! You could see the fear there in his eyes, his shaking legs and trembling thighs, his palms were sweaty and his mouth was dry but bernie got wise.
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