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*** Mr. Bonkers ***
Mr. Bonkers in the shade
Under a rock he starts his day
Not moving much with
Not too much to say
Mr. Bonkers leads a simple life
No motor car no house no wife
It's cold, he thinks
As he washes up in the sink
While the spiders go bananas
He slips into his new pajamas
And waits to be king
Mr. Bonkers the silent one,
Thinks of times when he was young
I could run
He could run so fast
He could catch the prize
He tried and tried
To dial correctly,
But the President's number's
Not listed in the directory...
One leg holds the door
A tiny cankersore
Not too much to do
For leg number two
This leg stands in tea
Its leg number three
Four leg you can laugh,
Although it is but half
Five cries it's alive.
It's alive! It's alive!
With a silly twitch,
His leg number six.
The seven leg it's lost.
Oh my gosh it's lost!
This leg it's the great
The great leg number eight
Don't forget his paws
From his Grandpaw paw
Crushing holding bait
Under pincers weight
But the one thing unforgetable,
Don't forget the mandible. . .
No probascis here!
It's Mr. Bonkers' year!
He's sick sick sick
With the bicycle kick
Can't see his eyes or ears
Woah yeah, yeah
Woah yeah, yeah
Can you see him tonight?!
Woah yeah, yeah
Woah yeah, yeah
Under the hot rock light!
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